WOW與老婆

喔~
這個實在好笑,
不過前提是你要玩過WOW才看得懂...:)

標題是Blizz.. nerf my wife!
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Darnit Blizz.. I keep drawing agro from my wife each and everytime I play. Her agro radius is much too high. Even with the lights off and my headphones on she draws agro from nearly 3 rooms away. I've tried laying traps (glamour magazines and chocolate) to slow her charge and have tried to wingclip her to get away but she's always able to cast "Job List" on me (-10spirit, -10stamina) effectively crippling me. My current pet (level 4 lapdog) doesn't draw enough agro away from me in order to get back to optimum playing distance.

Can you nerf my wife please!
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[翻譯的不太好別見笑 ]

可惡! Blizzard.. 我每次在玩的時候我都被我老婆aggro. 她的aggro範圍實在是太高了。即使我把燈關掉而且把耳機戴上，她依然可以在三個房間遠的地方aggro我。我有試過使用一些陷阱(像是有趣的雜誌或是巧克力)，試著減慢或是讓她不要來干擾我，但是她總是可以對我施展 "Job List" 這法術 (-10spirit, -10stamina)來影響我。我目前的寵物 (Lv4 小狗)還不夠能力幫我帶走足夠的aggro讓我能夠保持在可以玩的狀態。

是否可以請你幫我 nerf 我的老婆!
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接下來是同討論串的爆笑回覆

Mines always buffed with Power Word: Mouth
(我太太永遠有著這個 Buff .. "Power Word: Mouth")

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you are a hunter, you should know that you have to constantly feed her food and drink to keep her happy
(你是個獵人，你應該要知道你必須持續的餵她食物跟飲料讓她保持快樂的狀態)

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feign death.
(獵人特技: "裝死")

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You can always cast... Rank 1 "Divorce"
reagent: 50% of your gold. a self targetted curse, breaks the root effect of "Marriage", instant cast with chance to proc montly child suport DoT.

你可以使用這招: Rank 1 "離婚"
所需材料: 50% 你的財產
作用: 一個使用在自己身上的詛咒, 可以把 "結婚" 這 root 效果消除, 立即施法法術, 有機會必須附上每個月小孩的贍養費, (DoT)。<<<公認最爆笑的

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(還有人建議...)

Cast summon second computer + charm wife, and get her hooked.
施展召喚法術 "召喚另外一台電腦" + 魅惑你老婆，讓她也一起玩。

(但是卻招到回應....)

Tried that a long while ago, with other games too. But her resistance to "stupid computer games" is way too high.
我試過這招了，甚至使用別的遊戲。但是她對"愚蠢的電腦遊戲"的抗力(resistance)實在是太高了。